If you had to guess which one of these three is keeping me up at night, you might guess that it's the baby. You'd be wrong. It's solitaire and the internet. Yeah, he's an easy culprit as babies are usually the evil forces behind new mom sleep deprivation. But my "high sleep needs" (read: lazy) baby is blameless. That boy's been down since 7:30pm and I don't plan on hearing from him until 8/8:15am.
And yet I'm up and, for some reason, finding it incredibly important to up my winning percentage on an iPhone solitaire game. Am I officially too old to use FML unironically? Whatever-- FML!
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